Aur Aazmao gay To

Itna toota hon k chonay se bikher jaon ga,
Ab agar aur azmao gay to mar jaon ga,
Phool reh jain gay faqat guldanoon ki nazar,
Main to khushbo hoon hawaoo main bikher jaon ga,
Ek aarzi musafar hon main teri kashti main,
Tu jahan muj se kahay ga main uter jaon ga,
Hath pakro gay to saya ban k sath rahon ga,
Hath choro ge to hamesha k liye bicher jaon ga.

Aata
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Cheeni k bad Pakistan me ab msgs ka buhraan log ab sms b nahi karty....!!
Pata nahi kia banay ga is Desh ka......

Jin Ko ChaHaTeN NaHi MiLtEn

HaR KiSi Ko DuNyA MeiN ShOhrAteN Nahi MiLteN
ZinDaGi K LamHoN Ki QeEmaTeN Nahi MiLtEn
FaTah Ki KhwAhisH MeiN AmaL Bhi To Lazim Hai
SirF KucH irAaDoN Say MusArraTen Nahi MiLteN
FaisLay Ye ChaHaT K AasMan Pay HotaY Hain
Do DiLoN K MilnaY Say QisMaTeN NaHi MiLteN
DeeN Or DuNiyA Ko SatH RaKhnA ParTa Hai
MasJidOn MeiN RehNaY Say JanNaTeN Nahi MiLteN
MaaN Lo is ZamAnAy MeiN Or Bhi Hain Hum JaisY
HasB-e-ArzoO Jin Ko ChaHaTeN NaHi MiLtEn.

Love Letter

Sardar khali paper ko bar bar choom rha tha.
2nd sardar: Ye kya ha? 1st: Love letter ha 2nd srdar:Magr ye to khali ha 1st srdar:Aj kal bol chal band ha na ;

Andaz Dia Mujhy Muskrany Ka

Jisny Andaz Dia Mujhy Muskrany Ka
Usy Hi Shok Hy Ab Mujy Shb-O-Roz Rulany Ka
Jo Lehron Sy Cheen Kr Muje Laya Tha Kinare
Ab Wohi Muntzir Hy Mery Doob Jany Ka.

Sacha Pyar

Kisi Nay Kaha Phol Se K,
Mujko Bata Tu Aaj Tak kyun Khilta Raha?
Tunay To Di Sabko Khushbu Tujko kya Milta Raha?
Phol Ne Muskura Kar Kaha Abhi Tu Nadan Hai,
Jiwan K Sachay Pyar Se Abhi Tu Anjan Hai,
Dene K Badle Kuch Lena Wo To Ek Karobar Hai,
Jo De Kar Bhi Kuch Na Mangey Wo Hi to Sacha Pyar Hai.

Mera dard kesy wo janta

Mera dard kesy wo janta,
Meri bat kesy wo manta,
Wo to kud fana k safar pe tha,
Usy rokna b mhal tha,
Kahan jao gy muje chor kr,
Main ye poch kr thak gaya,
Wo jwab muje na dy ska,
Wo to kud sarapa-e- swal tha,
Dam-e-wapsi usy kia hoa,
Na wo roshni na wo tazgi,
Wo sitara kesy bikhar gya,
Wo to apni misal ap tha ,
Wo mila to sadiyon bad b,
Mery lab pe koi gila na tha,
Usy meri chup ne rula dia,
Jisy guftugo main kmal tha,
Mery sath lag k wo ro dia,
Muje fakt itna wo keh sk,
a Jisy janta tha mai zindagi,
Wo to sirf wehm-o-kayal tha ..,....

Koi Aankhon se Baat kar leta hy, Koi Aankhon mein Mulaqat kar leta hy.
Ÿara mushkil hota hy jawab dena, Jab koi English mein sawal kar leta hy...

Ma Zameen Hon

Ma zameen hon mgr zrf asmaan ka ha,
Ke tot kr b mera hosla chtan ka ha.
Bura na maan mera hrf hrf zher sahi,
Ma kia karo ye he zaika zuban ka ha.

Pagal Haathi

Pagal Haathi ne chunti ko tang kiya, to chunti seedhi Hathni k pas gayi or kaha Dekho behen apny shohar ko samjha lo wrna MARD hamary ghr mein be hain.....

Humko B wafa Aati Hy

Dil Se Her Pal Chahat Ki Sada Aati Hy,
Yaad Mujko Teri Hr ek Ada Ati Hy,
Qurban Ho Jaye Mera Jivan Teri Khushiyon Pr,
Phir Yaqeen Ho Tuje Humko B wafa Aati Hy.

"Chaddi"

Love is Like A Pant"But
Frndship is Like A"Chaddi"
Bcoz"Pant"Phat B Jaye To
Chaddi Ezat Bacha Leti Hy.
So Thanx For Being My"Chaddi"Send This 2 Al ur Chaddies."

Mehnat Ya Maza

Ek Ameer ne Ghareeb Aadmi se poocha: Yeh batao ke SEX mehnat hai ya maza?"
Ghareeb bola: " Maza hi hoga Sahib " "Warna Aap Log ye Be hum se hi krwatay ""

Sher ki Shaadi

Sher ki Shaadi men Ek Choha Aata hai Aur Sher ko Bahir Bula kar Galiyan Bakta hai Aur Kehta hai shadi ka Khana Merey Ghar Pohanch Jana Chahiye"!!
Us ke Jaanay ke baad Sub Pouchtay hain Yeh Kya App Jungle ke Baadshah Aur Ek Choha Dhamki De gaya. Sher Rotay hovay Kehta hai: "Kameena Aaj Kal "Congress"(usa) mein hai...."

Mukhlis Dost

Hazrat Ali (A.S) Se kisi ne Poocha k Duniya Ka Sab Se Ameer(Rich) Shakhs Kon Hai?
Jawab Mila Duniya Ka Ameer tareen Shakhs Woh Hai Jis Ke Dost Mukhlis Hain.

Meri Aankhein

Meri aankhein bhi ek din mujh se yeh keh dengi FARAZ"
Khuwab na uss ke dekha karo humse ab roya nahi jata....

Chand Sitaron ke bech Main

Hanste raho aap hazaron ke bech main,
Jaise hansta hain phool baharon k bech main,
Roshan raho aap dunya main iss tarha,
Jaise hota ha chand sitaron k bech main.`.`.`.`.`

Miyan Biwi

Miyan Biwi ko Milwana boht swab ka kam hai
Aap in mubarak dino may dill se Dua krain ke ALLAH Tala jald-az-jald Asif zardari ko Benazir se mila de.. AAAAAAAmmmmEEEnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!

Same Question?

Girl: I'm Pregnant
Boy: Are You Sure It's Mine?
Girl: Starts Crying & Says: Why is everyone asking the same question?

A Technical Quiz

Where Do U Find MANGOES?
Mango Tree?
No!
Fruit Shop?
Wrong Again.
Phir?
Ans:
jaha
jaha Women Goes Peeche Peeche MAN GOES!!

Zra Sambhal ke

Dill ki Rah ha yeh Zra Sambhal ke Chalna.
Sheeshay Jesa Dill ha Kahi Toot Na Jaye.

Parda

Boy Girl se: Jaan parda karlo aagay Panjabion ka mohalla hai . . . . . . . .
Thori dair k baad Girl Boli JaaN ab TuM parda kro aagay Pathano ka Mohalla hai.

jeevan ka ikhtetaam

Sochta hon ke usay haal-e-dil tamam likhon,
Oss ke bin bohat he udas shaam likhon,
Main us se puchon khaan tk chalo gay saath merey,
Phir oss makam ko jeevan ka ikhtetaam likhon..

Aarzo-e-Safar

Aarzo e safar ka jab ham ne irada kia tha,
Sath chalnay ka us ne b wada kia tha,
Kuch us ko raa na aaein wafa ki sadaqtain,
Kuch aitbr ham ne bi ziada kia tha...

Humari to rooh me bass gaye aap

Aankho me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
Dill me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,
Humari to rooh me bass gaye aap,
Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyad nahi karte.

Jo Maza Ha

Pathan ka shair- Na Botal main, Na jaar main. Na hotel main na bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main. . . jo maza hy NISWAR"mein na Ishq mein na pyar mein.."

Oss Sy Bichar Ke

Wesay to theek hon mein oss sy Bichar ke FARAZ!
Bus Dil Ka Sochta Hon kahin Dharkna Na chor day...

WAQFA

Sardar: Jb Merey bachay hon ge to 1 ko Karachi or 1 ko Lahore chorr aaonga
Pathan: Wo Q ? Sardar: Kl TV pe bata rahe the ke bachon ke darmyan waqfa zarori ha.

Night was dark

Night was dark Moon was high
Boy stopped his car girl asked him why?
He came close 2her,
She felt shy
He went near her ear
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told her 3 words
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CNG
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MUKK GAI Ae

Jo Dill Na Hota

¤¤¤azad he rehtay to khush rehtay' usay bhi fikar e sitam na hota¤¤¤¤
¤¤¤¤jo hum na hotay to dil na hota' jo dil na hota to ghum na hota¤¤¤

A man dead in Mumbai,

His wife was crying ve tu othæ tur gia jithæ na diva na batti,

ve tu othæ tur gia jithæ na manji na piri,

ve tu othæ tur gia jithæ na aata, na roti

Har son asked his mother: Aama Aaba kidray Pakistan tay nai tur gaya:-)

Tamam Umar Bhar

Tamam umar bhr yehi malaal raha,

Tera jawab merey wastay sawal raha,

Jo ek pl ke bichrnay ko mout kehta tha,

Merey baghair bhi zinda hazaron saal raha...

Saza Q Nai Daitey

Ek baar hi G bhar k Saza Q nai detey,

Me harf-e-ghalat hun to mita Q nai detey,

Moti hun to Damn-e-muzna mein pro lo,

Aansu hun to palkon sa gira Q nai detey,

Saaya hun to saath na rakhney ki waja kia...?

Pathar hun to rustey sa hatta Q nai detey....?

Bina dard ke aanson

Bina dard ke aanson bahaaye nahi jatey,

Bina payar ke rishtey nibhaaye nahi jatey,

Zindagi me ek baat yaad rakhna,

Kisi ko rula ke apney sapney sajaaye nahi jatey.

Kash wo kabi

Kash wo kabi palko pe sajaaye mujhey,
Ruthon kabi to wo manaye mujhey,
Dil uski yaad se ek pal be ghafil nai,
Phir kaisay Mumkin hai ke wo bhool jaye mujhey.

Rotey Rotey muskurana

Zabt krna gham chupana ab zaruri h0gya,

Rotey Rotey muskurana ab zaruri h0gya,

Hath mera daikh ke ye mashwara usne dia,

Kuch lakeer0n k0 mitana ab zarUri h0gya..

3rd BV Ka Janaza

Wife:Aap apnay best freind ki BV ke janazay pe nahi gaye?
Husband:Kis moo se jaon. Wo mujay 3rd BV Ke janazay pe bula raha hai
Aur mein ne 1 dafa b nahi bulaya!

Ehsas-e-Tanhaei

Wo jiss ke pass rehta tha doston ka hajoom FARAZ,,,
Suna ha kl raat wo ehsas-e-tanhaei se mer gaya...

* DUA *

Ya Rub mujhy wo taquat na day jis say main dosron ko kamzor ker don.

Mujhy wo dolat na day jis ki khatir main dosron ko gareeb ker don.

Mujhy wo elam na day jissy main apnay senay main chopa ke rakhon.

Mujhy wo bolandi na day ke mujhy pasti main kuch nazar na aye.

Lekin * Mujhy wo sub kuch day jisay main dosron main bant sakon

aur sub ke barabar ho jaon. **(aameen)**

Ek pl baghair dekhay

Ek pl baghair dekhay Ossy kaya guzar gaya,
Aisa laga ke ek zamana guzar gaya,
Oss ke liye buland rahay hath umer bhar,
Ke apnay liye duaon ka lamha guzar gaya.

Sirf "Tum" Ho

Meri hr Yaad main "TUM" Ho
Meri hr Soch main "TUM" Ho
Meri hr Dua main "TUM" Ho
Meri hr Aas main "TUM" Ho
Aur 1 "TUM" Ho
Pata Nahi Kahan "GUM" Ho?"

Oss Ko Panay Ki Khawahish

Khuda Ne Kaha Ke Apne Ghamon Ki Numaish Na Kar,

Apne Nseeb Ki Azmaish Na Kar,

Jo Tera Ha Tarey Dar Pe Khud Aay Ga,

Har Roz Oss Ko Panay Ki Khawahish Na Kar,

DOSTI SMS

"C=H=A=N=D" ki dosti raat se subah tak.
"S=U=R=A=j" Ki dosti subah se shaam tak.
Par Hamari "D=O=S=T=I" pehli mulaqat se aakhri "S=A=A=N=S" Tak."

Us'sy Kehna

Us simt ko chalty ho to itna us'sy kehna.
Ab koi nai harf-e-tamanna us'sy kehna.
Tum ny hi kaha tha to yaqeen mujh ko hoa tha.
Chahat nai hoti kabi ruswa us'sy kehna.
Dunya to kisi haal main jeny nai deti.
Umeed pe qaim hay ye dunya us'sy kehna.
Zarkhez zamenain kabi banjar nai hotin.
Darya hi badal lety hain rasta us'sy kehna.
Kuch log safar k liye mozon nai hoty.
Kuch rasty kat'ty nai tanha us'sy kehna.

Aadat Ha Humari

Her Dost Se Achhi Baat Kerna Fitrat Ha Humari,
Her Dost Khush Rahey Hasrat Ha Hmari,
Koi Hum Ko Yaad Karey Na Karey,
Her Dost Ko Yaad Kerna Aadat Ha Humari.```

Kabi Kabi Wo Mujhe Itna Yaad Ata Ha

Wo Khtam Qaid Ki Myad B Nai Krta,
Mgr Me Zehmt-E-Fariyad B Nai Krta,
Kabi Kabi Wo Mujhe Itna Yaad Ata Ha FARAZ,
Me Zid Ma Aa Ke Ussey Yaad Bhi nai krta.

Yeh zindagi tera saath ho

Yeh zindagi tera saath ho,
Yeh aarzoo din raat ho,
Main terey sung sung chalon,
Tu har safar mein merey saath ho,
Main kanton par bhi chal paron,
Gr Mery Haathon Ma Tera Haath Ho.

Ye Zara Zara Si Baat Pe...

ye zärä zärä si bäät pe tärhä tärhä k äzäb kyun?
Jo kisi se b khäfä nä ho mujhe us KHUDA ki täläsh hy
Mujhy lärzäshon pe här ghäri koi toktä häy bär bär?
jisäy kär k dil ko dukh nä ho mujhäy us GUNAH ki tläsh häy
binä humsäfär k käb tläk koi musäfton men lägä rhäy?
jähän koi kisi se judä nä ho mujhäy us RAHH ki täläsh häy
Mujhäy dekh kär jo äik näzär meräy säräy därd sämäjh säkäy!!
jo es qädär ho chärä-gar mujhäy us NIGAH ki täläsh häy $*-saq-*$

Chlta tha hath mera thaam kr jis pr,
Krta hai bohat yaad wo Rasta usy kehna,
Umeed wo rakhe na kisi aur se FARAZ,
Hr shakhs Mohabbt may nahi hum saa usy kehna.

Aisa Bhi Pyaar Detey Hain Log

Narm Lehjay Sey Maar Detey Hain Log,
Aisa Bhi Pyaar Detey Hain Log,
Waqt Makhsoos Hai Doosron K Liye,
Aur Humain Sirf Intizaar Detey Hain Log $*-saq-*$

Pathan Aur Sardar

PATHAN: Oye Kia Kr Rhe Ho?
SARDAR:Apne 1 Sal K Bache Ki Awaz Record Kar Rha Hon
Pathan:Woh Kyun? SARDAR:Woh Jab Bra Ho Jaye Ga tu oss Se Iska Matlab Puchon Ga....

Ruk Jati Hae Dharkan

Pyar chupta nahi Nazrain churane se,
Dill rukta nahi kisi ke samjhaane se,
Hum Aap ko yaad kartey han jeeny ke bahane se,
Kyun ke ruk jati hay dharkan Aap ko bhul jane se.

Mehwar-e-sooch

Mehwar-e-sooch dono ka aik he hai,,,,,,GALIB Mujhay USS say aur usay KHUD se fursat nahi milti. $*-saq-*$

Ik samundar ha ke

Ik samundar ha ke mery muqabil,
Ik qatra ha ke mujh se sambhala nhi jata,
Ik umar ha ke bitani ha tere baghair,
Ik lamha ha ke mujh se guzara nhi jata $*-saq-*$

NWFP

Aik Pathan Dusre Udaas Pathan Se Pochta Ha: Khan Sb Ye NWFP Ka Kia Matlab Ha?
Udas Pathan Reply:
N: NO
W: WOMEN
F: FOR
P: PATHAN````

Kyun jaagty ho?
Kaya sochty ho?
Kuch humse kaho,
Tanha na raho,
Ab raat ki aankhen bheegh chaleen or chand b hai chhup jane ko
Kuch dair mein shabnam aaye gi Pholon ki piyaas bujhane ko
Shadaab shagoofon ki soorat khawbon k nagar mein kho jao Ab,,,,so jao Ab,,Tu,,so jao```````

apni apni anaa main gum

Yun hi ranjishon main guzer gai,
kabi wo khafa kabi main khafa...!
Chahaton k mor per, kabi wo ruka kabi main ruka....!
wohi rasty wohi manzilain, na usy khaber na mujhy pta....!
apni apni anaa main gum,
kabi wo khuda kabi main khuda....!

Mutlab Ki Baat Karte Hain

Assalam-o-Alaikum!!!!
Jaisa K Aap Jantay Hain Mera Maqsud Koi Lambi Chori Taqreer Ka Nahi hai,
Na He Main Koi Lambi Chori Kahani Sunane wala hun Main Janta Hun K Aaj Kal Waqt Kisi K Paas Nahi. Na he Aap K Paas Lambi Baat Sunne Ka Wuqt Hai or Na He Mairay Paas Lumbi Baat Sunanay Ka So Mutlab Ki Baat Karte Hain
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FiLL iN THE BLANKS. ____LAND____PAR____ CHOOT!! Any Idea ?
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Uski Yadon Main

Uski Yadon Main,
Uski Baton Main,
Kahin Mera Aks Bhi Jhilmlata Hoga
Laakh Masroof Hoga Apnay Kamon Ma
Phir B Hamien Soch Kar Kabhi To Muskrata Hoga.

"Ghäzäl"

Teri Chahat Ma Hum Zamana Bhool Gaye,
Terey Baad Kisi Ko Apnaanaa Bhool Gaye,
Phir Laga Sara Jahan Weerana Hum Ko,
Jesey Chaman Ma Phool Mehknaa Bhool Gaye,
Tum Se Mohabat Ha Bataya Saarey Jahan Ko,
Yehi Baat Tum Ko Batana Bhool Gaye,
Hum Ne Mita Diya Jahan B Likha Tha Naam Tera,
Magar Apney Dill Se Mitana Bhool Gaye,
Wo Juda Huway Hm Se Muskratey Huway,
Magar Apni Palkon Se Aansu Hattana Bhool Gaye,,,,,!

Pyar Chuppta Nahi

Pyar chuppta nahi nazrain churane sey,
Dil rukta nahi kisi k samjhane sey,
Hum Aap ko yaad kartey hain jeeny k bahane sey,
Kyun ke rukk jati ha dharkan Aap ko bhool jane sey.

Bichertey Waqt

Bichertey Waqt Oss Ne Kaha Tha,
Na Sawal Krna Na Jawab Mily Ga,
Mujhe Bhool Jana Qrar Mily Ga,
Hum Oss Muqam Pr Thy Saqi,
Na Swal Kia Na Jawab Mila,
Na Bhool Paaye Na Qrar Mila~~~~

Meri chup ne ossy rula dia

Merey hum-sukhan ka ye hukam tha,
Ke kalam oss se km karain,
Merey hont aisey siley k phr,
Meri chup ne ossy rula dia.

Hum Ko Be Wafa Aati Ha

~~Dil se hr pal chahat ki sada aati ha~~~
~~Yaad mujko teri hr ek adaa aati ha~~~
~~Qurbn ho jaye mera jewan teri khushiyun pr~~~
~~Phr yakeen ho tujhe humko be Wafa aati ha~~~

Merey Wajood Ma Teri He Jan Ho Shayad

Yu Turk-e-Mohabbt Teri Dill Lagi Ho Shayed!!!
Tere Seeney Ma Be Ye Aag Lagi Ho Shayad!!!!
Na Mujhe Azma Itna Ke Jaan Se Guzr Jaon!!!!
Merey Wajood Ma Teri He Jan Ho Shayad!!!!!!

Phool Aur Pahtar

"Woh khud ko phool aur hum ko pathar keh kar muskuraya kartay hain" ~
"Un ko kya khabar pathar to pathar rehtay hain phool hi murjha Jaya kartay hain"

Merey Pass Chalay Aao Kisi Din

Door bethay logo pe tars khao kissi din,
Aisa nai ke yaad na aao kissi din,
Sawan ke bina ho jati hai barish jaisey,
Aisay hi merey Pass chalay aao kissi din.

Jo AANSU Na Hotey AANKHON...

Jo AANSU Na Hotey AANKHON Main,
To AANKHEN Itni KHUBSURAT Na Hotin,
Jo DARD Na Hotey DILON Main,
To KHUSHI ki koi KEEMAT Na Hoti,
Jo BEWAFAI Na ki hoti WAQAT ne,
To WAFA ki kabhi CHAHAT Na hoti,
Agar SOCHNEY se Poori ho jati Muradain,
To DUA ki kabhi ZARORAT Na Hoti..

Bijli !!!!!!!!!!!

Aelan-e-Aam Apni ZAKAAT,KHERAAT SADQAAT,or QURBAANI ki KHALEIN " WAPDA" ko dijiye is sy aap ko akhrat ma ghar or duniya main bijli mily gi..

Munna Bhai:

Yeh Dr. log operation karne se pehley patient ko behosh kyun kartey hain?
Circuit: Boley to patient khud operation karna na seekh le..

Ek Shaadi Main Dulhan ka Pehla Mangetr be sj Dhj Ke aaya hua tha
Kisi ne Poocha ke kya aap Dulha hain?
Us ne kaha G Nahi Main Semi Final Ma Hi Out Ho gaya Tha."

Lot jatay hain log

Lot jatay hain log humara gham daikh kr,
Jaisey lehr lot jati ha kinara daikh kr,
Mat dena meray janazay ko kandha,
Kahin zinda na ho jaon tera Sahara daikh kr.!!!!!!

Sapney Nahi Toota Kartay

Saath na rehney se rishtey nahi toota karte,
Waqt ki dhund se lumhey nahi toota karte,
Log kehtey hain merey sapney toot gaye,
Toot'ti neend hai pr sapney nai toota kartay.